woensdag 5 september 2007
maandag 3 september 2007
Sexforum en chat (voor iedereen beschikbaar)
Elke avond om 20.00 zijn we weer te vinden op de chatbox die onderaan het blog te vinden is.
Zo hopen we dat de oude tijden weer gaan herleven.
Bovenin is een sexforum te vinden waar iedereen zonder in te loggen aan mee kan doen.
Dus je hoeft ook niet meer met je sexproblemen te blijven zitten ;-)
Als je je eigen wel registreerd,wat heel simpel gaat, kun je elkaar ook pm's sturen.
Vanavond gaan we ook weer verzoekjes aanvragen op internetradiospijk.(maar daar hebben we niet iedere avond zin in).
Hoe dat moet staat ook ergens op het blog.
Veel succes en tot ziens op het forum of op de chat.
Cloudwalker.
zondag 2 september 2007
How to Masturbate Without Your Roommate Noticing
Getting off while someone else is sleeping nearby is always a tricky prospect. How do you arouse yourself without arousing your roommate's attention? Here are some tips for masturbating in close quarters.
Assume the position
As soon as you turn out the lights and get under the covers, get yourself in a comfortable position. It should be part of settling into bed, instead of waiting to get in position when you are getting ready to masturbate. Loosen your clothing under the covers, pull up your shirt if you want to play with your nipples. Spread your legs and get your fingers on your clit. Get your vibrator out and between your legs. If you have another preferred way of masturbating, like rubbing on a pillow, get the pillow in place. If you like to jill off while lying face down, then turn over on your tummy. After you get comfy, wait a few minutes before you start rubbing.
Is your roommate asleep?
Obviously, the best time to masturbate is when your roommate is asleep, but how can you tell for sure? Snoring's a good indicator. Guys often snore heavily, but with women it can be harder to know. Listen for a deep, even breathing pattern and the funny little noises people make when their dreaming. Also, if your roomie is splayed on her bed in a weird or unflattering position, if her mouth is open and she's drooling on the pillow, these are good signs she's out cold.
Make small movements
If you're getting off by fingering yourself or rubbing against something, keep your movements small. Try not to move your whole body or arm. Just move your fingers. Leave some space under the covers over your crotch so it's not obvious that your hand is moving around under there. If you're worried about getting caught, masturbate while lying on your stomach or side, especially facing away from your roommate.
Muffle your vibrator
If you're using a vibrator, make sure it's a small, quiet, battery operated model. Multispeed vibrators with a dial control are good because there's no loud "click" when they turn on, and if you're worried about the loudness, you can turn them down to a speed so slow it's a barely perceptible throbbing. Or choose a vibrator with a pulsation mode, which doesn't produce the constant humming that's a giveaway. Also, vibrators covered with jelly rubber or silicone are usually quieter because the soft material muffles the noise. If you need something heavier to absorb the sound, put a thick comforter on your bed, or hold a stuffed animal or pillow over your crotch while you use the vibrator.
Cum quietly
As you approach and reach your climax (or climaxes) try to restrain yourself. Keep your breathing normal (don't hold your breath - that can cause involuntary moaning or gasping). If you find it difficult to keep from groaning, bite down on your pillow or blanket. Brace yourself for your orgasm and try to hold still as you cum. Ride the spasms of pleasure by contracting your internal pelvic muscles, not by thrusting your hips around. After you orgasm, just lay still for a while without changing position. Abruptly moving, rolling over, or getting up will signal that something just transpired. Bask in the orgasmic afterglow discreetly, then adjust your body. Make sure you tuck your vibrator away so you don't wake up with it lying next to you on the pillow.
Other ideas
If you know that you're not going to have masturbation privacy in your living situation and this is going to be an issue for you, be proactive. Tell your roommate that you snore really loudly, apologize in advance, and give her some earplugs to use. You might have to fake snoring the first night or two, but once you get her in the habit of wearing the plugs, you won't have to worry again.
Tell your roommate you can't sleep without white noise playing. Available at places like Sharper Image, white noise machines play a steady static, waterfall, or other noise that will mask the noise of your masturbating
How to Suck Your Own Penis
How many times have you looked at a dog licking his private parts and thought, “Hmm, if only I could do that”? You’re not alone. Rest assured that most, if not all men have thought the exact same thing. Some have even attempted it. But despite the interest, few men discuss the act of autofellatio, or self-sucking. So here’s a guide to tell you everything you want to know about the art of solo sucking.
Because They Can
Some people, especially women, may wonder why guys would want to give themselves a BJ. The answer is pretty simple – it’s the same reason why dogs lick themselves down there…because they can. A self-service blowjob is just like masturbation, only better. You get all the stimulation of a hot, wet mouth, but you get it just the way you like it. On the downside, there are no surprises, and self-sucking may kind of be like trying to tickle yourself…but on the upside, there are no bad surprises, like scraping teeth or sloppy technique. Additionally, a lot of guys get turned on by ejaculating on themselves and even swallowing their own cum. Self-sucking gives you the most efficient delivery method if you’re into eating your own.
You’ve Got to Flex It
In order to suck yourself off, you need to have one of two things (preferably both): a very flexible spine, or a very long dick. Having a longer penis obviously makes self-sucking easier by decreasing the distance from your cock head to your mouth, so the longer your dick, the less you have to bend. However, since penis length is something you either have or don’t, we’ll concentrate on what you can do to increase your spinal flexibility.
Fortunately, in order to self-suck, you don’t have to have an enormous cock. Many guys who are just average sized (5 to 6 inches hard) can do it. Unless you were born double-jointed or have been practicing yoga for the last 10 years, it will probably take some time and practice to get your dick and your mouth to meet up. Other prerequisites are overall health of your back and neck. If you have a slipped disk, misaligned vertebrae, or any other chronic back problem, we don’t advise attempting autofellatio. Even those with healthy and normal backs need to exercise caution and not push themselves when self-sucking to avoid back injuries. Besides a bad back, having a huge gut is another impediment to self-sucking. You can probably work around a small beer belly, but if you have a major overhang, it’s going to get in the way and block you from your goal. So, if you’re not quite in shape, start reaching for your toes and crunching those abs.
Get in Position
The easiest and probably most effective position for autofellatio is lying on your back. You’ll probably want to use a bed, sofa, or other cushioned surface for comfort, although practicing on a carpeted floor can sometimes give you better leverage. You should have a wall or a headboard nearby to brace your feet against. Lie down (naked, of course) with the top of your head at least a foot from the wall. Pull your legs up and roll back onto your shoulders, raising your legs over your head. Brace your feet on the wall and “walk” your way down until your crotch is close to your face. Lift your head up if necessary to get closer. If your back feels tight, don’t strain to reach your cock, even if it’s tantalizingly close. Just let your muscles stretch. You may want to use one hand to pull your cock closer. Suck what you can, if you can – otherwise, just wank and keep practicing.
A variation on this position is the gravity-assisted method, where you simply lie back, throw your legs up over your head, and let gravity pull them down. To help out, you can hook one or both arms behind your knees and pull towards you. Don’t pull too hard or strain yourself. With both of these positions, be careful about putting too much pressure on your neck or pulling on it too hard.
If you can get your mouth around your cock head, you’re doing great. Just use your tongue and lips to stimulate yourself. The cock head is the most sensitive part of your dick anyway. If you are able to get your mouth around a significant portion of your cock, you can either move your head up and down to get a sucking rhythm going, or flex your legs and back to move your lower body up and down. Probably you will want to alternate these to avoid fatiguing your neck or back.
The seated position is another good one for autofellatio beginners. Simply sit on the edge of a chair, couch, or bed, and bend down towards your dick, curving your back. Be sure you suck in your gut to get it out of the way. Grab onto the edge of whatever you’re sitting on and use it to pull yourself further down. Or hook an arm under your knees and pull up. You may want to keep one hand on your dick to steady it, or to pull it upwards towards your mouth. In this position you need to use a bobbing motion of your head or upper body to go down on yourself. Again, don’t strain your back or neck or move too suddenly.
Tantric Yoga for One
If you’re already really flexible, or you’ve mastered the basic positions and are ready to move on, you can try a more advanced posture. In the lying position, place your knees on either side of your head and see how far down you can lower your crotch. Some guys are so limber they can get their balls in their mouths. Those with really flexible hip joints can attempt the human pretzel maneuver, where you put your feet up over your head and essentially fold yourself in half, then lock your legs into position by crossing your feet behind your head.
Standing positions are also more challenging. Start by leaning your back against a wall for support and doubling over. You can clasp your hands behind your thighs and pull down to get yourself closer. As you get more flexible and improve your balance, stand away from the wall and reach down and grasp your calves for stability.
Taking yoga classes or practicing yoga at home is actually a good idea for improving your mobility and range of motion for self-sucking. Many yoga postures, such as the plow (lying with your feet extended over your head) lend themselves naturally to autofellatio. Just try not to think about it too much during yoga class so you don’t pop a boner.
OK, Now What?
Once you’ve got your dick in your mouth, what do you do? Even if you don’t have cocksucking experience, we assume most of you won’t have much trouble figuring this one out, but here are some suggestions if you need them. Run the tip of your tongue around the head of your cock, or under your foreskin if you’re uncut. Stick the tip of your tongue in the piss slit. Try licking and tickling the frenulum, which is on the underside of your cock head (the top side, from a self-sucking perspective). Wrap your lips around the cock head and apply suction. Suck in more and pull your cock in past your lips, then pop it in and out. If you’re long enough or limber enough, go ahead and try deep-throating it.
More Tips
Self-sucking can be strenuous and physically demanding. Here are other tips to help you get ready and warmed up:
Stretch before your session; make sure you stretch the muscles of your back, neck, and legs to avoid cramping or pulled muscles.
Drink plenty of water to keep your muscles hydrated; this also prevents cramping, injuries, and fatigue.
Make sure your stomach is empty; wait an hour or two after a meal, and empty your bowels if possible. It’ll be more comfortable and your stomach contents won’t get in the way when you double over.
Don’t strain yourself and stop if you feel any pain.
Vary positions to avoid putting too much strain or pressure on the same muscles and parts of your spine.
If At First You Don’t Succeed
Don’t be disappointed if you can’t get your mouth on your cock the first time you try autofellatio. Self-sucking doesn’t come naturally to everyone. It can take discipline and practice, but as you keep at it, you will become more flexible. If at first you don’t succeed, just wank yourself off and call it good. The next time you’ll get a little closer to your goal. Some statistics say that only 1% of all men can self-suck, but we think that with practice and stretching, most guys should be able to at least make some mouth-to-cock contact, even if it’s only on the tip of the head. If nothing else, practicing self-sucking will make you more flexible and possibly increase your overall well-being. So take it slow, work with what you’ve got, and try to have fun.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Clit
Do you know where your girlfriend’s clitoris is? I mean, do you really know? Oh, sure, maybe you think you know where her clit is…but you’re wrong. That’s right. Unless you are a gynecologist, chances are you do not really know how to locate a woman’s clit. That’s why we’re going to give you a guided tour to this very important part of the female anatomy.
Searching for Hidden TreasureThe love button, the joy buzzer, the pebble in the moss, the little man in the canoe – whatever you call the clitoris, you know it’s there somewhere, according to legend, but the dang thing is hard to find. Part of the problem is that anatomy can vary from woman to woman. Well, actually it doesn’t vary that much. She’s not going to have her clit under her nose (unless she’s had a severe full body-lift). But you may not recognize her clit because it doesn’t resemble your last girlfriend’s – or that anatomy illustration - in size, shape, or positioning. So the first thing to know when seeking out the wild clitoris is this: every woman is different.
That said, we begin our journey in the same basic area – south of the pubic triangle, north of the vagina. You do know how to find a vagina, don’t you? As we navigate upward from the vagina, you will notice two thin walls of flesh on either side of you. These are the labia minora, a.k.a. the meatflaps. Like testicles, the labia come in a variety of sizes and shapes; some women’s are neat and tidy, and some have low hangers. While they are not part of the clitoris, they are attached to the skin that covers it. Pulling on them or rubbing them may be pleasurable to a woman, and some may even enjoy getting off this way if they don’t like direct clitoral stimulation. But in general, the labia minora are just window dressing.
Do Not EnterForging up and ahead, you will encounter on the uppermost rim of the vagina, a small protuberance, where, if you look very closely, you will see a small hole. This is the urethra, otherwise known as the peehole. In general, you do not want to mess too much with the urethra, not only because it issues forth urine, but because too much poking and rubbing in this area can result in discomfort and urinary infections for the woman.
Now we’re getting somewhere!
Clit, Ho!Hopefully by now, you have reached the foothills of the clitoral shaft. Yes, it is a shaft, just like your shaft, but much smaller. (Right? It’s unlikely, though possible, that your girlfriend’s clit could actually be larger than your dick. If so, I imagine you two make an interesting couple.) The clitoris is the female analog to the penis, and is filled with the same type of spongy erectile tissue as the cock. That means that it does get larger, longer, and harder when the woman becomes aroused. But we haven’t gotten to that part yet. For now, let’s concentrate on seeing the sights.
At the apex of the female genitalia, shrouded by a forest of pubic hair (unless she’s clear-cut her short and curlies) and walled in on either side by the labia majora (the fatty pads that press together and enclose her pussy) lies the goal. But although we are oh-so close now, our target may still be hard to find. The clitoris may be hidden from direct view by folds of skin known as the prepuce or clitoral hood. Anatomically, this corresponds to the male foreskin. With 6,000 to 8,000 nerve endings, the clitoris is very sensitive and needs some buffering between it and the world (or the inside of her jeans). The skin of the clitoral hood protects the clit from direct overstimulation. When the woman is aroused, her clit may enlarge and the hood may retract (too bad you can’t get a remote control for that), revealing the head of the clitoris. Otherwise, if she’s not aroused, you may have to pull the skin back with your fingers to get to the actual clit itself.
Look Under the HoodWith the skin of the clitoral hood retracted, you’ll now see the button itself. It’s small, smooth and round, and if you look closely you’ll see that it resembles an itty-bitty tiny cock head. But don’t let that freak you out. Just remember that, like your cock head, this part of a woman is extremely sensitive and needs to be treated with care. Poking, prodding, rough licking, or sharp fingernails are not appreciated.
Some women don’t like direct or vigorous stimulation on the tip of their clit at all. They may prefer to have the sides, i.e., the “shaft” part, stimulated. If you run your finger upward from the tip of the clit to where you hit the pubic bone, you will have traced the length of her clitoral shaft. It may feel like a firm ridge under the skin, and it will get harder and more pronounced when she is turned on. Try stroking along the sides or top of the clit shaft, or try pressing lightly with a finger and moving just the skin of the hood back and forth. Guys who are uncut will be familiar with this jack-off technique.
Another hot spot to try out is the underside of the clit. You know how good it feels to get the underside of your cock head worked during a blowjob? The next time you go down on her, try licking lightly just below and underneath the tip of her clit. Remember, don’t get too close to the peehole. Or do, if you’re into that kinda thing.
Since the clit hood is analogous to the foreskin – well, you know what can build up under your foreskin. Yes, women do get the equivalent of dick cheese, or smegma, albeit in smaller and probably less smelly amounts. But if your girlfriend’s coochie is less than fresh, this is one place to look for the problem. She needs to be pulling back the skin over her clit and washing underneath to get rid of the accumulating gunk.
The Secret Subterranean ClitNow that we’ve thoroughly acquainted you with the topside of the clit, it’s time to delve deeper. This is where things get tricky and where we enter mysterious realms you previously never dreamed existed. You see, that little nub that sticks out on her – well, that’s really only the tip of the clit iceberg, so to speak.
Let’s go further now, into the inner realms of your girlfriend’s pelvis. Because that’s where the rest of her clit is. Yes, the rest of her clit. There’s more, much more, to it than that little bump on the surface, although arguably that’s the most crucial part. Although the shaft and head of the clit stick out from the body only a centimeter or two, in reality the shaft extends inside the body, into the pelvis, about 7 to 9 centimeters (3 to 4 inches). Like the above-ground clit, the rest of the shaft is made of the same erectile tissue, which gets hard and engorged during arousal. (This kind of begs the question, If Viagra can keep a guy hard, wouldn’t it also keep a woman’s clit hard?)
But wait, there’s more! The clitoris keeps going and going. Branching out from the main shaft, and running along either side of the vagina (this is an inch or two under the skin) are the two “legs” of the internal clitoris. Imagine a wishbone shape, with the top of the wishbone being the tip of the clit, and the two sides forking down around the vagina. These branches are also made of spongy tissue that engorges when the woman gets aroused. This is good, because it increases blood flow to her genitals, and it may also put a bit more of a squeeze on the inner sides of her vagina. Also, just beneath the labia minora (remember the meatflaps?) lie two “bulbs” that are also part of the clitoral structure. When they get enlarged, they harden the walls of the vagina, which scientists think may help facilitate intercourse (it sounds like it wouldn’t hurt).
Some doctors who have studied the clit in detail (wouldn’t that be a dream job?) say that the elusive G-spot may also be connected to or part of the clit. The G-spot, more clinically called the urethral sponge, is another mass of spongy tissue that surrounds the woman’s urethra and sits on the top side of the vagina just beneath the clit. You can stimulate the G-spot most easily by pressing up against the top inner vaginal wall, angling toward the belly button. The G-spot feels like a rough bump about the size of half a walnut. For some women, pressing on this spot just makes them feel like they need to pee. But for others, it creates mind-blowing orgasms, which in some cases turn into gushing geysers of female ejaculation.
Applying Your KnowledgeNow that you’ve gotten to know the clit inside and out, how can you take your newfound knowledge home and apply it in the bedroom? For one thing, now that you know how much of the clit is inside and around a woman’s vagina, you may want to reevaluate your technique for finger fucking and thrusting. The good old in-and-out isn’t really gonna do that much for her. You gotta work that thing – move it around in there and stir things up. Move it side to side, up and down, every which way. I don’t mean you should be poking directly at her vaginal walls – just try applying a little more pressure laterally with your strokes, and try to bump into the G-spot when you can.
Of course, knowing that there’s so much more to the clit than meets the eye is no excuse for neglecting the main attraction. The part of the clit that we see and know and love is still the most active and sensitive part of the female sex organs, and it needs to keep getting all the attention you can give it. But now you can see that what appeared to be just a fleshy nub is really more complex. It has a sensitive tip and underside, a shaft, and a hood covering it all. You can try focusing on any or all of these parts of the clit when you finger or eat out your girlfriend. Try a little of this and a little of that and see how she responds.
Now that you’ve got your basic roadmap to the clitoris, keep exploring. Every woman is different and unique, so take the time to really learn your way around your favorite pussy. Your best sexual adventures are still ahead of you.
Searching for Hidden TreasureThe love button, the joy buzzer, the pebble in the moss, the little man in the canoe – whatever you call the clitoris, you know it’s there somewhere, according to legend, but the dang thing is hard to find. Part of the problem is that anatomy can vary from woman to woman. Well, actually it doesn’t vary that much. She’s not going to have her clit under her nose (unless she’s had a severe full body-lift). But you may not recognize her clit because it doesn’t resemble your last girlfriend’s – or that anatomy illustration - in size, shape, or positioning. So the first thing to know when seeking out the wild clitoris is this: every woman is different.
That said, we begin our journey in the same basic area – south of the pubic triangle, north of the vagina. You do know how to find a vagina, don’t you? As we navigate upward from the vagina, you will notice two thin walls of flesh on either side of you. These are the labia minora, a.k.a. the meatflaps. Like testicles, the labia come in a variety of sizes and shapes; some women’s are neat and tidy, and some have low hangers. While they are not part of the clitoris, they are attached to the skin that covers it. Pulling on them or rubbing them may be pleasurable to a woman, and some may even enjoy getting off this way if they don’t like direct clitoral stimulation. But in general, the labia minora are just window dressing.
Do Not EnterForging up and ahead, you will encounter on the uppermost rim of the vagina, a small protuberance, where, if you look very closely, you will see a small hole. This is the urethra, otherwise known as the peehole. In general, you do not want to mess too much with the urethra, not only because it issues forth urine, but because too much poking and rubbing in this area can result in discomfort and urinary infections for the woman.
Now we’re getting somewhere!
Clit, Ho!Hopefully by now, you have reached the foothills of the clitoral shaft. Yes, it is a shaft, just like your shaft, but much smaller. (Right? It’s unlikely, though possible, that your girlfriend’s clit could actually be larger than your dick. If so, I imagine you two make an interesting couple.) The clitoris is the female analog to the penis, and is filled with the same type of spongy erectile tissue as the cock. That means that it does get larger, longer, and harder when the woman becomes aroused. But we haven’t gotten to that part yet. For now, let’s concentrate on seeing the sights.
At the apex of the female genitalia, shrouded by a forest of pubic hair (unless she’s clear-cut her short and curlies) and walled in on either side by the labia majora (the fatty pads that press together and enclose her pussy) lies the goal. But although we are oh-so close now, our target may still be hard to find. The clitoris may be hidden from direct view by folds of skin known as the prepuce or clitoral hood. Anatomically, this corresponds to the male foreskin. With 6,000 to 8,000 nerve endings, the clitoris is very sensitive and needs some buffering between it and the world (or the inside of her jeans). The skin of the clitoral hood protects the clit from direct overstimulation. When the woman is aroused, her clit may enlarge and the hood may retract (too bad you can’t get a remote control for that), revealing the head of the clitoris. Otherwise, if she’s not aroused, you may have to pull the skin back with your fingers to get to the actual clit itself.
Look Under the HoodWith the skin of the clitoral hood retracted, you’ll now see the button itself. It’s small, smooth and round, and if you look closely you’ll see that it resembles an itty-bitty tiny cock head. But don’t let that freak you out. Just remember that, like your cock head, this part of a woman is extremely sensitive and needs to be treated with care. Poking, prodding, rough licking, or sharp fingernails are not appreciated.
Some women don’t like direct or vigorous stimulation on the tip of their clit at all. They may prefer to have the sides, i.e., the “shaft” part, stimulated. If you run your finger upward from the tip of the clit to where you hit the pubic bone, you will have traced the length of her clitoral shaft. It may feel like a firm ridge under the skin, and it will get harder and more pronounced when she is turned on. Try stroking along the sides or top of the clit shaft, or try pressing lightly with a finger and moving just the skin of the hood back and forth. Guys who are uncut will be familiar with this jack-off technique.
Another hot spot to try out is the underside of the clit. You know how good it feels to get the underside of your cock head worked during a blowjob? The next time you go down on her, try licking lightly just below and underneath the tip of her clit. Remember, don’t get too close to the peehole. Or do, if you’re into that kinda thing.
Since the clit hood is analogous to the foreskin – well, you know what can build up under your foreskin. Yes, women do get the equivalent of dick cheese, or smegma, albeit in smaller and probably less smelly amounts. But if your girlfriend’s coochie is less than fresh, this is one place to look for the problem. She needs to be pulling back the skin over her clit and washing underneath to get rid of the accumulating gunk.
The Secret Subterranean ClitNow that we’ve thoroughly acquainted you with the topside of the clit, it’s time to delve deeper. This is where things get tricky and where we enter mysterious realms you previously never dreamed existed. You see, that little nub that sticks out on her – well, that’s really only the tip of the clit iceberg, so to speak.
Let’s go further now, into the inner realms of your girlfriend’s pelvis. Because that’s where the rest of her clit is. Yes, the rest of her clit. There’s more, much more, to it than that little bump on the surface, although arguably that’s the most crucial part. Although the shaft and head of the clit stick out from the body only a centimeter or two, in reality the shaft extends inside the body, into the pelvis, about 7 to 9 centimeters (3 to 4 inches). Like the above-ground clit, the rest of the shaft is made of the same erectile tissue, which gets hard and engorged during arousal. (This kind of begs the question, If Viagra can keep a guy hard, wouldn’t it also keep a woman’s clit hard?)
But wait, there’s more! The clitoris keeps going and going. Branching out from the main shaft, and running along either side of the vagina (this is an inch or two under the skin) are the two “legs” of the internal clitoris. Imagine a wishbone shape, with the top of the wishbone being the tip of the clit, and the two sides forking down around the vagina. These branches are also made of spongy tissue that engorges when the woman gets aroused. This is good, because it increases blood flow to her genitals, and it may also put a bit more of a squeeze on the inner sides of her vagina. Also, just beneath the labia minora (remember the meatflaps?) lie two “bulbs” that are also part of the clitoral structure. When they get enlarged, they harden the walls of the vagina, which scientists think may help facilitate intercourse (it sounds like it wouldn’t hurt).
Some doctors who have studied the clit in detail (wouldn’t that be a dream job?) say that the elusive G-spot may also be connected to or part of the clit. The G-spot, more clinically called the urethral sponge, is another mass of spongy tissue that surrounds the woman’s urethra and sits on the top side of the vagina just beneath the clit. You can stimulate the G-spot most easily by pressing up against the top inner vaginal wall, angling toward the belly button. The G-spot feels like a rough bump about the size of half a walnut. For some women, pressing on this spot just makes them feel like they need to pee. But for others, it creates mind-blowing orgasms, which in some cases turn into gushing geysers of female ejaculation.
Applying Your KnowledgeNow that you’ve gotten to know the clit inside and out, how can you take your newfound knowledge home and apply it in the bedroom? For one thing, now that you know how much of the clit is inside and around a woman’s vagina, you may want to reevaluate your technique for finger fucking and thrusting. The good old in-and-out isn’t really gonna do that much for her. You gotta work that thing – move it around in there and stir things up. Move it side to side, up and down, every which way. I don’t mean you should be poking directly at her vaginal walls – just try applying a little more pressure laterally with your strokes, and try to bump into the G-spot when you can.
Of course, knowing that there’s so much more to the clit than meets the eye is no excuse for neglecting the main attraction. The part of the clit that we see and know and love is still the most active and sensitive part of the female sex organs, and it needs to keep getting all the attention you can give it. But now you can see that what appeared to be just a fleshy nub is really more complex. It has a sensitive tip and underside, a shaft, and a hood covering it all. You can try focusing on any or all of these parts of the clit when you finger or eat out your girlfriend. Try a little of this and a little of that and see how she responds.
Now that you’ve got your basic roadmap to the clitoris, keep exploring. Every woman is different and unique, so take the time to really learn your way around your favorite pussy. Your best sexual adventures are still ahead of you.
zucco 103
15.00 u Zuco 103 grote tent
Zuco 103 brengt een geweldige mix van traditionele Braziliaanse ritmes, drum ‘n bass, nu-jazz, afro-beat, hip-hop, funk en elektronische grooves.
zaterdag 1 september 2007
Ellen ten Damme------http://www.spijkenissefestival.nl
Vanavond op het spijkenissefestival om 21.30 na het optreden van De Juf (een Nederrockband) Treed Ellen ten damme op.
Dat beloofd weer een hoop vuurwerk.
Gisteravond knalde Gare du Nord er uit met hun spetterende muziek.
Het was erg druk en gezellig gisteravond,de verwachting is dat het vanavond nog drukker wordt.
Maar wat wil je met Ellen ten Damme.....
http://www.spijkenissefestival.nl
spijkenissefestival live te volgen op smart fm
Als je het spijkenissefestival live wilt volgen kan dat op smart radio.
Die is in de ether op 105.1 of op de kabel.
Via internet is ook mogelijk,kijk op http://www.smartrtv.nl voor de goede frequenties.
Erg gezellig allemaal.
Cloudwalker.
vrijdag 31 augustus 2007
http://www.internetradiospijk.nl/
Internet Radio Spijk, is opgericht op 18 juni 2007, direct met het
ingebruik nemen van een eigen domeinnaam op het Wereld Wijde Web,
op 7 juli 2007, de eerste live uitzending, vanaf die datum iedere dag feest.
Onze frisse en dynamische Crew bestaat alleen uit ontzettende
enthousiaste mensen, die iedere dag weer klaar staan om van
internet radio muziek een waar feest te maken, Fris en dynamisch
maar zeker geen onbekenden in de wereld van Internet radio.
http://www.internetradiospijk.nl/
Het was weer erg gezellig gisteravond op http://www.internetradiospijk.nl/
Sexpoeslover was er om leuke plaatjes aan te vragen voor de rest van het forum.
Ook heb ik Chris voorbij horen komen en Peetjuh,Baco-tje en Peter.
Ook weet ik dat Lachkabouter (Pippa)en de hele vriendenkring van Mike aan de pc gekluisterd zitten om te luisteren wat wij nu weer voor moois aanvragen.
Erg leuk allemaal en het wordt steeds leuker en gezelliger.
Het zal het komende week-end wel wat rustiger worden,want Mike moet werken en Sunwalkers en ik gaan dit weekend naar het binnenstadsfestival
in Spijkenisse.
En de vrienden van Mike zijn daar ook te vinden,heb ik uit betrouwbare bronnen vernomen.
Dus als de overige forumleden wat extra verzoekjes indienen,dan lijkt het nog wat.
Veel luister plezier en allemaal een prettig weekend.
Cloudwalker.
Televisiezender zoekt meest gore sekskoppel
Een televisiezender gaat op zoek naar het koppel dat de meest gore seks bedrijft. Al achthonderd stellen hebben zich ingeschreven. De paartjes krijgen ook opdrachten. De kijkers mogen de flauwste stellen wegstemmen, meldt de Colombiaanse televisiezender eitb24.com.
Jonge Duifjes
Deelnemers moeten inschrijven per paar en worden verdeeld in twee groepen met de passende namen: fellatio en cunnilingus. Het programma heeft de titel, 'Los Pichones', of Jonge duifjes.
SM
De paartjes worden ook aan een aantal testen onderworpen. Zo moeten ze seks hebben in het bijzijn van een groepje vrienden. Er staat ook een SM-sessie op het programma, net als vrijen in dierenuitwerpselen. Het publiek mag de koppels die niet kunnen bekoren, wegstemmen.
spetterende seks
The Orgasmic Diet belooft spetterende seks
Een Amerikaanse vrouw heeft een wel heel speciaal dieetboek geschreven. In "The Orgasmic Diet" somt Mareena Lindberg voedingsmiddelen op die het seksleven van de lezer zouden moeten verbeteren.
Speciale seks dieet
De voeding die Lindberg aanbeveelt, verhoogt het gehalte van de stoffen dopamine en serotonine in het bloed en dat komt volgens haar het seksuele leven van de lezer ten goede. Wie het speciale 'seks'-dieet wil volgen, moet bijvoorbeeld visolie eten of zwarte chocolade, maar cafeïne en antidepressiva laten.
De richtlijnen
Afvallen zal je van het dieet niet doen, maar wie zich aan de richtlijnen van het boek houdt zal sowieso geen tijd meer hebben om te eten, luidt het. Jammer genoeg heeft het boek voor Lindberg zelf niet zo goed zijn werk gedaan. De vrouw is namelijk gescheiden.
onislamitisch gedrag
De Iraanse politie heeft meer dan twintig kapperszaken in de hoofdstad Teheran gesloten.Volgens de autoriteiten moedigden de kappers 'onislamitisch gedrag' aan door het aanbieden van westerse haarkapsels, tatoeages en het epileren van wenkbrauwen van mannen.
Onislamitisch gedrag
De actie is onderdeel van de jaarlijkse campagne aan het begin van de zomer om onislamitisch gedrag aan te pakken. In de voorgaande jaren ging het daarbij vooral om de hoofddoekjes van vrouwen, maar dit jaar is de campagne veel feller en uitgebreider.
Waarschuwing
Duizenden vrouwen hebben al een waarschuwing ontvangen dat ze zich beter moeten kleden. In tegenstelling tot andere jaren worden ook mannen en buitenlanders op hun uiterlijk gewezen.
op de biechtstoel
'Eerwaarde , zegt hij , ik heb gezondigt ik heb mijn vrouw bedrogen'
zegt de pastoor: toch niet met die blonde uit de steegstraat?
"Nee,
Toch niet dan met die zwarte uit de gilderweg?
'Nee,
Toch niet dan met die rosse uit de Stoksebaan?
'Nee, ook niet
'Wel bid drie onze vaders , en twee weesgegroetjes,
De man loopt de kerk uit om alles aan zijn maat buiten te rapporteren, en? vraagt hij , heeft hij je zondes vergeven?
Dat weet ik niet zegt de man , maar ik heb wel drie nieuwe adressen gekregen!
Sekssymbool van Rusland
President Poetin van Rusland is in zijn eigen land een waar sekssymbool geworden. Aanleiding hiervoor zijn de foto's die genomen zijn tijdens een vakantie met Prins Albert van Monaco, in Siberië. Het zijn echter geen alledaagse kodakmomenten maar foto's van het vissen met ontbloot bovenlijf.
De homo's
Inmiddels is de foto massaal in de media verspreid en worden de homo's in Rusland al warm van de president. De Russische krant Komsomolskaya Pravda heeft zelfs een hele pagina gereserveerd voor Poetin, inclusief oefeningen om er net zo uit te zien als hij. Of onze eigen Jan-Peter Balkenende ook plannen heeft om te gaan vissen is niet bekend.
Show me your ass
Maak van je achterwerk een waardevol voordeel’ staat te lezen op de website smys.sloggi.com. De Duitse ondergoedfabrikant is met show me your Sloggi een merkwaardige competitie begonnen. Vrouwen in de 27 deelnemende landen kunnen foto’s van hun achterwerk ter beoordeling uploaden op de site. De billen krijgen van de sitebezoekers een cijfer tussen de 1 en de 10.
De website is sinds begin deze maand in de lucht en hoewel de mediacampagne in Nederland nog van start moet gaan, hebben al meer dan 50 Nederlandse vrouwen hun melkwitte pronkstukjes ter beoordeling geplaatst. De tien mooiste billen van Nederland worden in oktober uitgenodigd voor de grote finale. De winnares krijgt een plek op de nieuwe billboard en een scooter. Ook mag ze een maand later naar de internationale finale in München. Daar valt 10.000 euro en een modellencontract te winnen. In Zweden is inmiddels ophef ontstaan over de online competitie. Veel Zweden vinden het een pornografisch evenement. Wereldwijd hebben al vijftien miljoen mensen hun stem uitgebracht. In de internationale top- 5 komen nog geen Hollandse billen voor. De hoogst genoteerde Nederlandse staat met een 7.8 op de 106e plaats.
Maagden, heel veel maagden
Maagden, heel veel maagden
Wie een hele hoop maagden met ontblote borsten wil zien hoeft geen martelaarsdood te sterven.
Een bezoek aan Swaziland is genoeg.
De opkomst bestaat uit honderdduizend jongedames, 10 procent van de bevolking
De maagden zijn onderweg naar de koninklijke residentie, even buiten hoofdstad Mbabane, waar de voorbereiding voor de traditionele Reed Dance in volle gang zijn. Aanstaande zondag zullen tienduizenden Swazilandse maagden met ontblote borsten dansen voor de koning, waarmee ze laten zien dat de koning elke vrouw kan krijgen die hij wil. Mooie traditie.
stofzuigersex
Een Britse dwerg moest maandag in een ziekenhuis worden opgenomen nadat hij met extra sterke lijm een stofzuiger aan zijn penis had geplakt.
Daniel Blackner, bekend als Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf (kapitein Dan, de demonische dwerg) had tijdens een theaterfestival in Edinburgh moeten optreden met een stofzuiger die met een speciale constructie aan zijn geslachtsdeel was bevestigd. Die constructie ging echter vlak voor de voorstelling stuk. Blackner ging daarop met lijm aan de slag.
Pijnlijkste moment
Op het podium bleek dat er een vaste verbinding was ontstaan. Het moment dat hij met een stofzuiger aan zijn penis bij de EHBO werd binnengebracht, was 'het pijnlijkste moment van mijn leven', aldus Captain Dan.
alles voor het goede doel
Vrouwen foppen mannen met topless carwash
Knappe vrouwen hebben mannen in New York verleid tot een topless carwash. De mannen reden met heel veel zin hun wagen in de carwash, maar groot was hun verbazing toen plots vier halfnaakte mannen opdoken
De gedupeerden konden er om lachen, ze waren immers gefopt voor het goede doel.
"Het was misschien een beetje op het randje maar helemaal oneerlijk was het niet, want de mannen kregen een topless carwash", verdedigt Donald Price het opzet. Brandweermannen zamelden met de carwash geld in voor de plaatselijke school en een aantal goede doelen.
kadootje door de brievenbus
Vrouw slaat op penis in brievenbus
Een 54-jarige vrouw uit het Gelderse Ede heeft dinsdagavond een schennispleger verjaagd, door met een ijzeren staaf te slaan naar zijn geslachtsdeel dat door een brievenbus stak. Dat meldt de politie Gelderland-Midden woensdag.
Een 54-jarige vrouw uit het Gelderse Ede heeft dinsdagavond een schennispleger verjaagd, door met een ijzeren staaf te slaan naar zijn geslachtsdeel dat door een brievenbus stak. Dat meldt de politie Gelderland-Midden woensdag.
De man stak zijn lid door de brievenbus van de woning van de vrouw. De vrouw bedacht zich geen moment, pakte een ijzeren staaf en haalde uit naar zijn penis. Vervolgens trok ze de deur open. De man slaakte een gil en ging ervandoor. De vrouw zette de achtervolging in, maar de ongeveer 30-jarige man wist te ontkomen.
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